Graphic Design
& Fish Cleaning
I'm All About One Thing: Mesh Dynamics. Viral Portals. Tactical Eventualities. Client Synergies. Virtual Niches.
i don’t know what any of that means
Be the Driver of Wisdom
You must take a stand against desire. Without insight, one cannot heal. Yes, it is possible to disrupt the things that can destroy us, but not without stardust on our side.
You and I are storytellers of the galaxy. To navigate the myth is to become one with it. We exist as electromagnetic resonance.
How Does It Work?
We'll Just Go Through These 4 Easy Steps
1
First, You Give Me Half the Money
it makes my world go ’round. it’s the only thing i care about. i need it to drink wine and eat salad. i hate salad but i eat one every night. because i know it’s good for me. that’s gotta be worth something.
2
You Explain Why You Know More than Me
it’s probably true. it’s almost certainly true. but there’s one thing i’m better at than you. solving puzzles. i do the NY times crossword puzzle every day and i don’t cheat. i also don’t lie. well, i might but not to you.
3
I Do the "Work"
please don’t bother me during this difficult time.
4
You Give me the Rest of the Money
eventually. at least i hope you do. because there’s not much i can do about if you don’t. even if i could afford to sue i’m not going to. i hate that shit.
Highly Intelligent
(know-it-all)
i do yoga and meditate. i have been to India. i know how to do alternate nostril breathing. i have large earlobes like the buddha. what i’m trying to say is there’s nothing you can do to piss me off. i live in oakland, california, which is not at all like brooklyn. stop saying that.